after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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