i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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