Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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