I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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