I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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