She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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