so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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