Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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