TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Fuck appropriateness.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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