Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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