I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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