the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
