I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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