dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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