It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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