so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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