yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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