...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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