Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
