dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
she told me i tasted like america
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So. Much. Porn.
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