I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
