No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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