When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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