I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You need a sexual gate keeper
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Never underestimate the power of titties
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