Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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