Dual....:-)
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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