On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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