we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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