Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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