it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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