so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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