Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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