he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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