We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You don't make any sense
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