I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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