If i come over, it means nothing
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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