doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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