Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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