im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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