i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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