so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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