I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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