Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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