Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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