Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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