he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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