U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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