You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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