IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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