How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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