Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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