Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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