Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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