And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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