OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My hand turned me down
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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