Are we in a gay sports bar?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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